Doris Wallace has everything a tough tabloid columnist could want: a toy boy with a regular supply of Columbian, a pretty personal assistant who might share her libidinous preferences, and the prospect of her own television show. Being sued by an actress for libel is a petty annoyance, but Doris puts her in her place by revealing her ample cleavage as she flirts with the judge and spouts populist bravado. She is ready to celebrate her victory in court when things begin to go wrong: television materials are missing, a pal she double-crossed wants revenge, her accountant is about to pull a fast one and it now seems that the actors she has defamed in her column can act: when she appears on television in Wogan she will be tied to a chair and subjected to the kind of humiliation she inflicts on others.
